Let’s pause and marvel at three of the standard-bearers for the Democrat Party right now. A foreign Muslim communist is about to become the next mayor of New York City. A man with disturbing psychological issues, who fantasizes about murdering the toddlers of his political opponents, could become the next Attorney General for Virginia. And a guy who admires Adolph Hitler so much that he tattooed the SS Totenkopf symbol on his chest is running for US Senate in Maine.
Where do they find these goofballs? Should we be worried that this appears to be the cream of the crop among one of the country’s major political parties?
We may as well call the results of the New York City mayoral race early. Zoltar Mamdani (or whatever his name is) is going to win. He’s going to be the next mayor of New York City. They’re about to elect a raging anti-Semite communist born in Africa to lead one of our country’s biggest cities.
The only possible way to prevent this would be for former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to drop out, endorse Republican Curtis Sliwa, and encourage all his Democrat supporters to vote for Sliwa. Unfortunately for Americans living in New York City, Governor Nipple Ring’s big, fat ego won’t allow him to do that.
Cuomo won’t drop out, so Mamdani is going to win. That means four years from now, we can look forward to lectures from The Atlantic on why communism didn’t work for the umpteenth time because Mamdani did it all wrong.
Have fun living in North Korea, New Yorkers!
Then, there’s Graham Platner up in Maine. He’s being touted as a blue collar working guy and a Marine veteran who could finally unseat Sen. Susan Collins (R) in next year’s US Senate race.
A video of Platner has surfaced of him recently taking off his shirt to sing at a wedding. Just like Andrew Cuomo, Platner was hiding a big secret underneath his clothes. He had the Nazi SS “Death’s Head” tattoo prominently displayed on one of his flabby man-boobs.
Oh, the levels of irony!
How many times has Donald Trump been called a Nazi in the past decade? How many times have you been called a Nazi by one of these goofballs in the past decade for wearing a MAGA hat?
But wait, there’s more!
It turns out that Graham Platner has a side hustle where he provides tactical training and guerrilla warfare techniques to the Socialist Rifle Club in Maine. He runs around in the woods with them and teaches them how to use AR-15s to topple the bourgeoisie. The Socialist Rifle Club is, of course, one of the umbrella groups underneath the Democrat Party’s Blam-tifa domestic terrorism group.
This guy could be the next US Senator from Maine. Oof!
And of course, wannabe child-killer Jay Jones is still in the race for Virginia Attorney General. Out of this entire star-studded lineup of Democrat elites, it looks like Jones is the only one who is in real trouble. Fantasizing about murdering toddlers wasn’t a big enough scandal to get him to drop out of the race.
But now, there’s a new scandal that could disqualify him from the race at the last minute.
In 2022, Jones got arrested for blazing down I-64 at 116 miles an hour. He was charged and convicted of reckless driving. Under Virginia law, he could have gone to prison for that. Instead, he did a diversionary program where he was supposed to serve 1,000 hours of community service.
He volunteered for 500 hours at the NAACP of Virginia, and another 500 hours at an organization called Meet Our Moment.
That’s a problem, because Meet Our Moment is Jay Jones’s political action committee. He runs it. He scammed the state of Virginia by doing 500 hours of “community service” for himself at his own PAC, and he likely drew his full salary while he was doing it!
The state has appointed a special prosecutor and now Jones is under criminal investigation. He might be cooked. If a grand jury indicts him before the election, that’s an automatic disqualification.
Democrats have no one to blame but themselves for this crop of rocket scientists. People like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have clung to power for too long, and the Democrats haven’t developed any solid replacements. They spent too much time grooming kids when they should have been grooming new talent. Serves them right.