One of the strangest occurrences of the Trump era of politics is how incredibly incompetent and buffoonish his enemies always turn out to be. It’s as if Donald Trump has been chased by Wile E. Coyote for the past nine years and the ACME booby trap keeps blowing up in the Democrats’ faces—every single time.
We really started noticing this during President Trump’s first year in office, back in 2017, but the phenomenon has never taken a break since then. Just look at how the lawfare cases have all ended up this year. The latest liberal enemy of President Trump to have its efforts backfire spectacularly is The Atlantic.
It’s all hands on deck this fall as we head into the final stretch before the election, so the entire mainstream media is marshaling its forces against Trump once again. The Atlantic decided to do its part by commissioning a painting that would make Donald Trump look extra spooky. Because that will convince the voters that they don’t miss low gas prices and affordable groceries!
Here are the results of the painting they commissioned to make Donald Trump look evil:
Inspired by the visual language of old Ray Bradbury and Stephen King paperbacks, Justin Metz created this illustration, which may be the first cover without a headline or typography in The Atlantic’s 167-year history.
Read our October issue: https://t.co/TglGGKPjDg pic.twitter.com/veC6stuouF
— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) September 9, 2024
That painting is… so… METAL!
This painting might be the most amazing gift to Trump supporters since Joe Biden generously coined the term ULTRA MAGA.
The symbology of the painting is, quite frankly, amazing. Just look at President Trump whipping the donkey Democrats before him as he races to save America! The RINO elephants of the GOP would like nothing more than to distance themselves from MAGA world, but—too bad! Their party has been captured by President Trump and will be dragged to victory in November whether they like it or not. And there will be SO MUCH WINNING!
How did anyone at The Atlantic think that this amazing painting was going to cost President Trump votes in November?
Plus, it’s obvious from the tweet that no one at The Atlantic ever reads books. This painting looks nothing like a Ray Bradbury or Stephen King book cover.
Ray Bradbury was a hopeless romantic, an eternal optimist, and a staunchly pro-America conservative voter. He voted for every Republican candidate for president from Ronald Reagan through his death in 2012. If he had lived longer, Bradbury would have undoubtedly showered President Trump with praise for creating Space Force. Bradbury’s visionary and hopeful stories of space travel in the future were a huge inspiration to Elon Musk and part of the reason why Musk founded SpaceX.
Bradbury’s book covers weren’t spooky. They had everything from dandelions to astronauts on them, but they looked nothing like this painting.
As for Stephen King, none of the arrogant, perverted old communist gasbag’s book covers look like this painting either. For the past 50 years, the most prominent thing on the cover of every Stephen King trash novel has been the name “STEPHEN KING.” You have to look around his giant name to even find the titles of any of his books. He’s never had a book cover that looks as cool as this painting.
Thousands of people on social media have been asking where they can get reprints of this amazing piece of pro-Trump artwork. I would totally hang that painting on the wall of my man cave.
But again—why is Donald Trump blessed with such incompetent enemies? We can give you another example that happened recently.
Former NFL player Shannon Sharpe is the most anti-Trump figure on the former sports network known as ESPN. After Sharpe finished giving some Trump Derangement Syndrome screed on social media from his home, he tossed his phone on his bed and started to have relations with some hoochie mama.
Millions of people on Instagram were then treated to several minutes of a hooker calling Shannon Sharpe “daddy.” His panicked friends finally started calling his phone to scream at him, “Dude, your phone is STILL ON!”
That actually happened! I can’t even write about it without laughing until my sides hurt. Where does Donald Trump get such AMAZING enemies from?
The Atlantic. Shannon Sharpe. Adam Schiff. Jerrold Nadler. Robert Mueller. It’s a never-ending parade of morons, nincompoops, incompetents, and utterly unimpressive fools.
We’re not sure how President Trump is so blessed to have such failures as his enemies—we’re just glad to be along for the ride!
