C’mon, man! Listen, you know the thing! No malarkey! Is Joe Biden hopped up on dope or what? That’s the very real, very important question from President Donald Trump, as we are about two weeks out from the first alleged presidential debate between him and Sleepy Joe of the 2020 election. Will Joe be jacked up on some kind of pharmaceutical jungle juice to help him survive 90 minutes of un-teleprompter-assisted speaking?
Joe Biden is a mess. Like many people, I felt sort of bad for picking on the guy for several months earlier this year. It feels kind of like elder abuse when you make fun of his never-ending streak for blurting out racist and sometimes truly bizarre missives about record players and “prescription jugs.” But I’m over feeling that way.
If anyone around Joe Biden actually loved him, he would be wiling away the days playing with his grandkids and feeding ducks in a pond with a nurse hovering nearby, just in case. But no one loved the guy enough to pull him aside and stop this nonsense. It’s the most cynical thing I’ve ever seen.
The head honchos at Google and Facebook decided Joe Biden stood the best chance of winning. Julian Castro’s taxpayer-funded abortions for transgender men and Elizabeth Warren’s reparations for Pakistani bricklayers weren’t resonating with the voters. Pete Buttigieg kissing that dude on the campaign trail was “weirding out” undecided voters. Bernie Sanders longing to throw his political opponents in gulags – literally – for political reeducation was creeping out the suburbs.
Big Tech’s algorithms predicted that out of all of the weirdos from the Democrats’ shallow bench in 2020, Joe Biden stood the best chance of beating Donald Trump. (The same algorithms that had Hillary up by 12 to 20 points in 2016.) The Democrat Party and Joe Biden’s handlers took that information and ran with it, and here we are. Assuming that he lives until November 3rd, Joe Biden is the nominee. Who says the Democrats are not a party of faith?
The Biden cognitive train wreck is getting worse by the day. From referring to God as “you know, the thing” to suggesting that a black news anchor is a junkie, Biden’s decline has been obvious to just about everyone.
A video of Biden’s interview with late night tv host James Corden went viral over the weekend, for all the wrong reasons. Biden holds up “one of his favorite photographs” for Cordon to observe. It’s a photo of Joe with his two sons – Beau and Burisma – standing with their father. Biden says that he keeps the black-and-white photo in his bedroom. Cordon gushes over the family photo.
But when Biden holds the portrait up, you can clearly see Biden’s scripted notes reflected in the glass. It’s not a teleprompter, but it is clearly a computer screen showing Biden’s Large Print notes for the interview.
This was not a serious interview with a “serious” news person asking Biden hard-hitting questions. James Corden is one of the not-funny woke “comedian” TV hosts that Biden is most comfortable around these days.
During his fake phone call with Kamala Harris to announce to her that she was his vice-presidential nominee, Biden clearly has Large Print typed notes on the desk in front of him. And he’s holding his iPhone upside down (meaning one of his handlers had to dial the number and then handed the phone to him).
President Trump says that he could tell Joe Biden was clearly jacked up on some type of cognitive enhancement drug back during the March debates against Bernie Sanders, and possibly more recently. There’s a very real chance that this is true. The unscripted Joe Biden is clearly a train wreck.
Here’s a very real possibility: When you watch Joe Biden and he appears lucid and seems to make sense for three or four sentences in a row, watch how much he is blinking. Photosensitivity is an obvious tell that he is on some type of dope.
Back in the 1950s, doctors used to prescribe amphetamines for elderly patients with dementia (before it was banned as a controlled substance). “Speed” could give an elderly person a burst of enhanced cognitive abilities for a while – but one of the major side effects was constant blinking and sensitivity to bright lights.
We don’t know for certain whether Joe Biden is hopped up on some kind of dope, but President Trump is asking for the candidates to be drug tested before the debates.
Look at it like this: If the people around Joe Biden are so cynical that they wouldn’t have him step aside in the 2020 presidential election, would it surprise you to learn that they’re juicing him up before public appearances? A drug test probably won’t be necessary, however, because Biden will most likely give an excuse to pull out of the debates within the next ten days or so.