Former D.C. Metropolitan police officer Michael Fanone became a short-lived rockstar during the Liz Cheney January 6 Committee hearings. Liberals swooned at his tattoos and muscles. Fanone cried like a little b*tch during his testimony as he described the mostly peaceful Capitol kerfuffle. He had a book ghostwritten about his experiences and was able to ride the anti-Trump gravy train for a while.
Fanone’s 15 minutes of fame are up now and he’s fallen on hard times. He tells the Washington Post that he fully expects to die in a shootout with Trump agents, rather than being put in a concentration camp.
These people are such drama queens!
The foul-mouthed former celebrity J6 cop granted an interview to the Washington Post this week, to react to President Trump’s victorious re-election. He’s holed up somewhere in the Blue Ridge Mountains, jobless, and mostly drunk. Here are the first two paragraphs from the WaPo article about him:
“Better f***ing arm yourselves,” Fanone told WaPo reporter Kara Voght, as he slammed down his fifth or sixth Sapporo.
“I didn’t vote for that mother***er,” he added, “and I fought tooth and nail to prevent this day from f***ing coming.”
Good grief! Sapporo?!
Yuck! I already disliked the guy, but this is just too much. I don’t speak the language, but I’m pretty sure that “Sapporo” is the Japanese word for Hamm’s or Schlitz.
Fanone is one of a group of four celebrity cops who have tried to milk January 6 for every nickel he can get out of it, while the real victims of that day are the Trump supporters who have been imprisoned for almost four years without a trial. Fanone got a book deal, a congressional award, and cable news gigs out of the four-hour mostly peaceful election protest.
The courageous Fanone wrote a memoir about January 6 that was heavily promoted by liberal media outlets. The very first chapter repeats the lie that Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick died from “wounds” inflicted by Trump supporters. Sicknick tragically died from a stroke the day after the riot, which could have been triggered by the pepper spray that other cops doused him with. (In fairness, the stroke might have also been caused by the COVID vaccine.)
Fanone has also complained about his treatment by fellow officers in the wake of January 6th. He didn’t show up for work for two weeks after that day. When he finally came back, he told everyone he had suffered a heart attack, a concussion, and a traumatic brain injury that were all caused by Trump supporters. No one believed him. Fanone whined to the Washington Post that all his fellow officers called him “a piece of sh*t.”
Sorry for all the cussing in this article, by the way. It’s hard to believe this guy was a police officer when he has such a bad potty mouth.
Fanone’s book wasn’t exactly a bestseller, so now he’s been trying to find a job. He applied at places like Walmart, Cabela’s, and Costco, but no one will hire him. He claims that it’s because he’s such a champion of resisting Trump.
That’s not the reason. My local Walmart is filled with employees who are obviously anti-Trump. Fanone can’t get a job in these places because anyone who talks to him for five minutes realizes that he’s a gamma male with anger management issues. If he strings two sentences together, one of them will be about how the Forces of Trump are conspiring against him. Sad!
There’s also the fact that the economy is in the toilet because of the guy that Fanone voted for in 2020.
Fanone described the 2024 election night as the end of the world to the Washington Post. He now expects to die in his house in a shootout with the Trump administration.
“I’m not going to be in some ‘Apprentice’ f***ing military tribunal,” says Fanone. “I fully expect that to happen.”
Listen, princess: No one in the Trump administration cares about you! Just go about your life. You’ll be fine. The economy will be so great under Donald Trump that you’ll probably be able to get that Costco job you’ve been dreaming about.
To every drama queen worried that Trump is going to put them in a concentration camp, would you just calm down, please? The truth is that President Trump doesn’t care about you at all. You never even cross his mind. He’s not the boogeyman coming to get you, no matter how much you proclaim your victimhood status.
