Oops: Net Zero Policy Causes Actual Global Warming for the First Time Ever

Summer is almost here, so the dumb people on television are about to start squawking about how warmer temperatures are proof of GLOBAL BOILING and how “We must act now” by implementing communism if we want to save everyone from the glorious, life-giving sunshine that we’re experiencing outdoors.

Reminder: It got warm last summer too, and every summer before that throughout your entire life.

If you’re a brainwashed cultist who thinks that global warming is real, you might want to sit down when you read this article.

According to NASA scientists at the Goddard Space Flight Center, a major Net Zero policy that was implemented globally in 2020 has inadvertently caused real global warming to happen for the first time. Whoops!

Before we dive into the data, I feel like I always need to reiterate this point. The theory of man-made global warming is completely fake. Fakity-fakity-fake! It is more fake than a Joe Biden body double lip-syncing on stage during a Taylor Swift concert while riding a unicorn.

Every prediction that the climate hoaxers have made about the weather dating back to the 1970s has turned out to be 100% wrong. If we lived in Old Testament times, we would be allowed to stone the hoaxers, because they are fake wizards whose false prophecies are always wrong.

Anyway, this story is kind of hilarious and you’re not going to see this on any newscast. Back in 2020, the international community (whatever that is) imposed a strict new emissions rule on international shipping. All the container ships and oil tankers and other big boats on the ocean were forced to cut their sulfur dioxide emissions by 80%. This was forced on the entire shipping industry all at once (and conveniently during COVID, if you remember), to save us from that dreaded sunshine.

It’s all part of the World Economic Forum’s Net Zero by 2030 plan, which we affectionately refer to as Nut Zero because it’s completely crazy.

Well!

After forcing the entire international shipping industry to change the way it does business overnight, you’ll never guess what happened next!

According to NASA scientists, the sudden precipitous drop in fuel particles in the atmosphere has caused a reduction in cloud droplet density. This has resulted in clouds that reflect less solar radiation (heat) back into space.

Think about the implications of that for one second. All those fuel particles that were supposedly “polluting” the atmosphere for all those decades before the WEF came along were actually keeping the earth cooler!

This single change to global shipping emissions has caused real global warming to happen for the first time. The scientists estimate that since the rule change went into effect in 2020, the temperature of the earth has risen by 0.036 degrees Fahrenheit per year.

That may not sound like much (and it’s not), but it is a larger real and measurable temperature increase than any of the climate hoaxers have been able to prove ever since they launched this crusade to implement global communism.

Now, before you wet your pants and start voting for AOC, you might want to break out your calculator and do some math on that 0.036-degree annual temperature increase. If everything continues along this exact same trajectory for the next few decades, it means that the earth’s temperature will be 1 degree Fahrenheit warmer in the year 2054. That’s not exactly GLOBAL BOILING and I’m pretty sure most of us wouldn’t even notice it.

It’s a far cry from the predictions about the weather that the climate “scientists” were making back in the 1980s. Back then, they were claiming that one-third of Florida would be underwater by 1995 (and then revised it to 2019) due to rising sea levels and that all American agricultural operations would have to be moved north to Canada because it would be too hot for crops to grow in Nebraska and Kansas.

The NASA data is likely to be hotly challenged because it destroys all the pseudoscientific claims that summertime temperatures and individual weather events like hurricanes or wildfires are somehow caused by manmade carbon dioxide emissions.

You have to admit it’s really funny, though. In their attempts to prevent global warming, the Nut Zero false prophets have accidentally caused some real global warming for the first time.