President Donald Trump has conducted so much winning during his first six months in office that it’s difficult to keep up. Every day brings new wonders and wins. It’s almost too much winning! From de-pantsing countries in new trade and tariff deals to ICE agents pouring out of Penske trucks in Home Depot parking lots to arrest dozens of illegal aliens at a time, it’s been a string of unprecedented victories. In the midst of all that winning, Trump has now secured five historic peace deals around the world that we’ve barely even talked about.
During the botched Afghanistan withdrawal in 2021, the unelected Biden regime desperately needed a foreign policy win. They chose a random Toyota Corolla on the streets in Kabul and blew it up in a drone strike. Then, they trotted the doddering Joe Biden onto his fake Fischer-Price White House playset and had him announce, “We got ‘em!”
They had courageously achieved vengeance against the ISIS attackers responsible for the Abbey Gate bombing that murdered 13 American servicemembers. Except they didn’t.
The Corolla was being driven by a US-allied aid worker and was carrying seven children, some as young as two. Those of us who had been paying attention thought, “Here we go again.” The only surprising thing about the civilian casualties was that Biden wasn’t immediately given the Nobel Peace Prize. That’s what they did with his real boss.
Unindicted child killer Barack Hussein Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize in October 2009. He was given the prize for his efforts against the nonexistent “climate crisis.” It was an odd choice, considering that two months later, the new Nobel Peace Prize winner launched 70 cruise missiles at a primitive village in a country we weren’t even vaguely at war with.
Our dazzling intel agencies had claimed that high-level Al Qaeda muckety-mucks were having a meeting in the village of al-Majalah, Yemen, that night. Everyone in the village perished as Obama rained fiery hell from the skies on them.
Later, the CIA sheepishly announced that the men of the village had all been away that night, moving their goat herds to winter pasture. The only people killed in the massive cruise missile strike were elderly grandparents, the wives of the goatherders, and 71 children. Zero Al Qaeda casualties. Way to go, Peace Guy!
That was the pattern for the remaining seven years of bloodthirsty Obama foreign policy. For the next seven years, Barack Obama averaged 30 civilian casualties per month—many of them children.
It was starting to get embarrassing for the Obama administration toward the end. They kept blowing up wedding parties, funerals, family picnics, and other social events in countries we weren’t at war with. Just to be an a**hole, which was his specialty, Obama finally signed an executive order when he was on his way out the door.
Obama ordered that starting in 2017, after he had left office, the US would start providing more transparency on all the civilians being killed in drone strikes overseas. President Trump had the last laugh, though. He stopped the CIA from killing any more civilians in drone strikes.
If Obama merited a Nobel Peace Prize for something fake like global warming, doesn’t President Trump deserve one for what he’s accomplished on the world stage over the past three months?
A full-scale war broke out between nuclear-armed Pakistan and India in May. The war ended in 48 hours when Trump told both sides to knock it off.
He ended the 12 Day War between Israel and Iran, and the ceasefire has held so far. Next, Trump negotiated a peace agreement between the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda. That war had been going on for 30 years, with millions of casualties on both sides. It’s over now.
Cambodia and Thailand had been in a border dispute for the past 17 years. Things flared up again with five days of fighting in July. 43 people were killed, and more than 300,000 on both sides of the border were displaced. Trump negotiated a tariff deal and an immediate ceasefire between the two sides.
On Friday, Trump negotiated a peace agreement between 97% Muslim Azerbaijan and 97% Christian Armenia at the White House. They’d been at war for more than 35 years.
This coming Friday, President Trump will meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska to try to negotiate an end to the war that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris needlessly started in Ukraine.
If Donald Trump doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts during his first year back in office, then the Nobel Peace Prize no longer has any meaning.