Imagine walking into the White House, past the portraits of Washington, Lincoln, Reagan—and then you stop. There it is. A black-and-white portrait of Joe Biden… with his autopen. Not the man himself, mind you. The machine. That soulless little robot arm that signed more presidential documents than Biden probably read. Welcome to Trump’s Oval Office, where the art is honest, and the irony is deadly.
President Trump unveiled sketches of the upcoming Biden portrait with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. During a meeting with a Daily Caller reporter, Trump showed off different options for the new addition to what he’s calling the “Presidential Wall of Fame.” One version shows Biden smiling. Trump vetoed that one immediately. “I’m not using that one with the smile,” he said. Because really, what’s Biden got to smile about? The inflation? The border? Or the fact that we’re now investigating whether a machine ran the country for four years?
This isn’t just about trolling Joe. It’s about exposing what might be the most embarrassing—and dangerous—scandal in modern American history. Biden’s notorious autopen, under federal investigation, didn’t just sign off on birthday cards and thank-you notes. It signed executive orders, pardons, proclamations—basically the entire job of being president.
Trump’s not letting this go. He’s directed Attorney General Pam Bondi and White House Counsel David Warrington to get to the bottom of it. Every single document from Biden’s four years is now under forensic review. Was it Joe behind the pen—or just the pen?
Meanwhile, House Republicans are running their own investigation. Chairman James Comer is grilling Biden’s former staffers—Mike Donilon, Anita Dunn, Ron Klain, Bruce Reed, and Steve Ricchetti—some of whom, according to Jake Tapper’s book “Original Sin,” were the real power behind the throne. That’s right. Even CNN admits Biden might’ve been little more than a figurehead while his staff pulled the strings.
And let’s not forget Biden’s doctor, Kevin O’Connor, also subpoenaed. Because this isn’t just a paperwork problem. This is a constitutional crisis. If a president’s mental and physical capacity is so diminished that his staff has to hide behind a robot arm to maintain the illusion of leadership, then we’re not talking about a scandal—we’re talking about a cover-up.
Biden, predictably, told the New York Times he “made every decision” behind those autopen-signed pardons and orders. Sure he did. And I’m the Easter Bunny.
Even Biden’s defenders admit he didn’t review individual pardon cases. He just signed off on “criteria and standards.” Translation: the staff picked winners and losers, and Joe rubber-stamped it—if he was awake.
The Oversight Project found nearly every document from Biden’s term had the exact same autopen signature. The only exception? His handwritten letter withdrawing from the 2024 race. The one time he picked up a real pen, it was to admit he couldn’t keep going.
Trump knows exactly what he’s doing here. That portrait isn’t just a jab—it’s a mirror. It shows Americans exactly who was in charge: not a commander-in-chief, but a Senate backbencher on autopilot, literally.
So the next time you walk past that portrait, remember: it’s not just art. It’s evidence. The kind that raises a chilling question—if no one was really driving the car for four years, who was steering the country off the cliff?