President Trump just walked away with another massive check—this time from CBS Fake News and their parent company, Paramount Global. You may have seen headlines claiming he won $16 million over 2024 election interference on behalf of Kamala Harris, America’s most incoherent motivational speaker. But that number? It’s just the tip of the settlement iceberg.
And wait until you hear what that money’s going toward.
Ever since the actual winner of the 2024 election (by a mile) took back the White House, he’s been on a courtroom victory tour. Since December alone, Trump has raked in over $60 million from the liberal media industrial complex—Facebook, ABC/Disney, and now CBS for spreading lies about him. And in typical Trump fashion, he’s putting that money to good use: building a glorious presidential library without asking taxpayers for a dime. Eat your heart out, Obama.
The Obama Presidential library was doomed from the start.
It’s a woke DEI disaster.
The ego project faces delays, cost overruns nearing
$1 BILLION—not including lawsuits amid catastrophic construction woes. pic.twitter.com/mWTHLsaXTm— Tosca Austen (@ToscaAusten) July 2, 2025
Compare that to Joe Biden, who couldn’t finish a sentence without federal subsidies.
The first big score came when ABC News and Disney agreed to fork over $15 million to Trump’s library foundation after George Stephanopoulos tried to rewrite legal history during a live interview. You remember it—the one where he told a Republican congresswoman ten separate times that Trump had raped E. Jean Carroll.
Small problem: he didn’t.
Even Carroll herself finally admitted in her book that Trump didn’t rape her—she was just mad he “wasn’t her type.” Ouch.
Turns out George had producers his earpiece screaming at him during the interview:
“Stop saying rape! He was found NOT guilty! That’s the opposite of what the jury said! GEORGE. STOP. SAYING. RAPE!”
ABC settled fast. They paid the $15 million, coughed up another million for legal costs, and demoted George to co-hosting “Good Morning America” with Robin Roberts as punishment. Honestly, that’s more brutal than prison.
Next up was Zuckerberg, who thought banning the sitting President of the United States back in 2021 was a brilliant idea. He claimed it was to stop another “January 6-style insurrection” (or as sane people call it, an election protest with better camera angles).
But once Trump was re-elected in 2024, Facebook knew they were toast. Zuck flew to Mar-a-Lago like a Silicon Valley groupie to negotiate.
Final tally:
– $22 million for the Trump Library
– $3 million in legal costs
– $1 million directly to Trump’s campaign
And the best part? Facebook agreed to shut down its deranged fact-checking department and kill all of its DEI programs.
That’s $26 million in total—and the beginning of a beautiful trend.
This time, the lawsuit was about a magically enhanced Kamala Harris interview. In reality, Kamala had been asked a basic Middle East policy question—and responded with her usual alphabet soup of buzzwords and nervous giggles. But the CBS version? Different story.
Their editors Frankensteined the footage into a semi-coherent response, making it seem like Kamala knew what she was talking about. (Spoiler: she didn’t.)
That kind of election interference on behalf of one candidate? Totally unethical. Totally illegal. And totally dumb.
So CBS and Paramount are paying at least $16 million to Trump’s library foundation—and that’s just the starting point.
Here’s where it gets hilarious…
As part of the settlement, CBS also agreed to spend a “mid-eight-figure” sum—think tens of millions—on conservative public service announcements. That’s right. Viewers of Colbert, The Daily Show, and whatever other liberal cryfest is still on air are about to be force-fed Trump-approved messaging during every commercial break.
Imagine it:
Lefties curled up in their Target onesies, sipping boxed wine and watching Stephen Colbert tee off on imaginary fascists. Then suddenly—BOOM—a Trump PSA reminding them how badly they lost.
Talk about must-see TV.
What started as a legal counterattack has turned into a political funding machine. Instead of begging for donations, President Trump is making his opponents bankroll the movement. He’s suing for truth, settling for millions, and turning every courtroom into a campaign win.
So far, it’s:
- ABC/Disney: $16 million
- Facebook: $26 million
- CBS/Paramount: ~$30 million and counting
And every dime goes toward building something legendary—a Trump presidential library that your grandchildren will one day tour while liberal historians sob quietly in the corner.
Stay tuned. The next lawsuit could be even bigger.