We’ve been reliably assured by the professional expert class during recent events that we should always trust the science. Well… here’s some science! You’ve probably already suspected this for some time. But now the world of science has finally confirmed that your instincts are correct. Conservative Trump supporters have excellent mental health and live happy lives even in the midst of hardships. Meanwhile, Democrats are a bunch of unhappy, mentally ill crazy lunatic crackpots. Science says so!
Scientists working at Tufts and Yale Universities have published a new study in the prestigious PLOS One, a journal published by the Public Library of Science. Their important study was peer-reviewed and accepted for publication.
It found that conservative Trump supporters have much higher “positive” mental health rates than liberals. Meanwhile, the political party that plants “Trans Lives Matter” signs in their yards and is often seen keying Teslas has very high rates of mental illness. How could we have missed these warning signs?!
The scientific study shows that 51% of MAGA people have “Excellent” mental health, while another 39% of us have “Very Good” mental health. That’s 90% of us.
Among Democrats, 45% of them have “Poor” mental health and another 39% say their mental health is only “Fair.” So, 84% of Democrats are neurotic, miserable, and dangerously unstable.
Don’t get mad at us! We’re just reporting on what the science tells us—and we trust the science!
Even if you didn’t realize before that Democrats are a bunch of crackpots, you probably suspected it. The Democrats have been in the midst of a midlife crisis ever since Donald Trump’s first time. They’re in a downhill spiral and no one knows when they’ll hit rock bottom.
On the one hand, it’s incredibly dangerous to have a bunch of crazy people walking around in our society who will set the local Wendy’s on fire every time something upsets them. But on the other, we should be extremely encouraged by what this means for the future of America.
Democrats aren’t just experiencing some low polling numbers lately. There’s been a massive vibe shift in America because they destroyed their brand over the past decade with unbridled woketardery. They “Bud Lighted” themselves.
During Barack Obama’s first run for president back in 2008, the Democrats and Hollywood successfully subjected the young men in America to a mass marketing campaign.
“Barack Obama is cool and chicks dig him!”
Young men really like chicks, so it worked. We normal humans really are that simple.
The same marketing tactics don’t work forever, though. Coca-Cola’s “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing” jingle worked great in 1971, but everyone thinks it’s embarrassing and cheesy today.
The Democrats’ brand has become a punchline to young men and teenage boys these days. These aren’t even political groups. That’s a disaster for the Democrat Party, but great news for America in the coming years.
When GenXers were growing up, if one of our buddies did something stupid or obnoxious, we’d mockingly call them a “fag” to shame them into changing their behavior. 13- and 14-year-old boys today call their friends a “liberal” or a “Democrat” to do the same thing. It’s going to be years before they can vote and they already view liberalism as a shameful and embarrassing thing.
Remember when young people started saying “Okay, boomer” as a snarky insult a few years ago? That’s over. Baby boomers are off the hook. Young men today are saying “Okay, liberal,” or “Okay, Kamala” to show contempt for any opinion they don’t like.
I have three teenagers at home and every other MAGA dad I talk to tells similar stories. Our boys are BASED. The kids know that the Democrat Party represents structural racism and oppression against young white men. The Democrats want to hold these kids back, deny them opportunities, and crush their dreams.
But the kids don’t care. They’re saying, “Bring it on, you blue-haired weirdoes!” They’re ready to conquer the world, while the Democrats are still wondering which bathroom to use.
This is fantastic news for America’s future. The Democrats don’t deserve to ever be allowed back in power after what they just put the country through. We can’t have a functional country with a bunch of mentally ill lunatics in charge. The science says so!
