After all the opportunities and trust that MAGA put into Elon Musk, he repaid that generosity and kindness by calling President Donald Trump a pedophile on Thursday. By the end of the day, Musk was threatening to dismantle a vital national security program that he runs.
Steve Bannon warned us this would happen. Sebastian Gorka warned us. Laura Loomer warned us. RazörFist warned us. Lots of MAGA stalwarts who have been with the movement since Day One tried to warn us.
After his true masters called him Thursday night and ordered him to knock it off, Elon now wants to come crawling back.
No.
Absolutely not.
It’s one thing to have policy disagreements like the one over the Big Beautiful Bill. I saw a lot of conservatives on X yesterday saying they were sad that Trump and Musk were “bickering.” This isn’t bickering. Musk made the laughably disprovable claim that President Trump is in the Epstein files. He called his former friend, who gave him an amazing opportunity, a pedophile on one of our largest social media channels.
Back on April 29th, the nation was still in the exciting throes of DOGE Fever. Elon Musk was tweeting that the DOGE cuts were now approaching the $2 trillion mark. Everyone believed him, including me. When the Trump administration makes a promise, that promise is kept. It was truly exciting.
But Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent had seen the real numbers. He pulled Elon Musk aside after a meeting in the Oval Office.
“You promised us a trillion in cuts,” Bessent stated. “What are you doing?”
Elon screeched at the Treasury Secretary and then shoved him. He then proceeded to try to engage the Treasury Secretary in a girly slap-fight right outside the Oval Office. Aides ushered them out of the hallway in hopes that no reporters would find out about Elon’s bizarre behavior.
If you’re wondering why Elon Musk spent all day Thursday behaving like a monkey with rabies, smearing his feces all over the wall, well… that’s the real Elon Musk. Everything about the guy is fake.
Does anyone really believe he’s a “genius” at this point? He has some engineering skills but come on. I don’t claim to be a genius, but I think after I had impregnated the fourth or fifth Mossad honeypot in a row, I would pause and think, “Hey, wait a minute! Is something going on here?”
Musk even went so far as to claim that President Trump wouldn’t have won the 2024 election without him.
If that’s true, why isn’t Ron DeSantis the president right now? Musk endorsed DeSantis early during that pitiful Republican primary.
Plus, we remember the timeline from the summer of 2024.
June 20: Joe Biden lost the debate to Donald Trump. Internal polling in the Biden campaign showed that Diaper Joe would lose the election by more than 400 electoral votes. But Biden didn’t drop out. He had an ace in the hole.
July 13: After spending the previous 13 months diligently training at the DHS firing range in Western Pennsylvania, Thomas Matthew Crooks shot President Trump in the ear in Butler, PA. As we reported at the time, Crooks’s failure to kill President Trump was what finally took the wind out of Joe Biden’s sails. If he stayed in the race, Biden would have had to run a real campaign after all.
July 21: Joe Biden drops out of the race and names Kamala Harris as his replacement.
Elon Musk never endorsed Donald Trump until after Joe Biden dropped out. He may have played a role in Trump’s victory, but President Trump won that election on the day when he defiantly stood up on the stage after being shot.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!”
The “tech bros” who bailed Elon Musk out after he nearly went broke purchasing Twitter called him last night and told him to knock it off. Musk walked back his threat to decommission the Dragon spacecraft and now he wants to make nice again. Aides at the White House started trying to schedule a phone call between the president and Musk on Friday morning. President Trump told them he’s “not interested” in ever speaking with Musk again.
Good.
