While Minneapolis burns, the city’s legal eagles are cuddling goats. Not metaphorical goats, mind you—actual, bleating, hay-munching goats brought in for “healing.” Because nothing says “we take public safety seriously” like a midday cuddle session in a government building while federal agents are being demonized for doing their jobs. On Thursday, an internal email from City Attorney Kristyn Anderson (who made sure to include her gender pronouns—She/Her, of course—because that’s apparently more important than public safety) invited staff to a “healing circle” for “quiet, supportive connection.” The showstopper? The event features therapy goats starting at noon. Yes, goats. As in ...Continue reading

A cow in Wisconsin just tested positive for a deadly strain of bird flu, and the virus may have walked over from a local lab that’s been playing Dr. Frankenstein with animal pathogens. You’d think this would set off alarm bells louder than a tornado siren in Green Bay. But instead, the media’s taking a nap, the scientists are dodging questions, and the bureaucrats are dusting off the same old playbook that brought us COVID: deny, deflect, and double down. Let’s break this down. The U.S. Department of Agriculture confirmed a case of highly pathogenic bird flu in a dairy ...Continue reading

The US Supreme Court issued an opinion on Wednesday that is being hailed as a landmark victory for election integrity. In a 7-2 ruling, the court declared that political candidates have a vested interest in the outcome of election rules. Therefore, candidates have legal standing to challenge the outcome if something wonky happens during the counting of votes. Chief Justice John Roberts authored the opinion. That’s odd. Why did Justice Roberts have the exact opposite opinion in 2020, when the candidate challenging the wonky election results was Donald Trump? The case that the court ruled on this week was Bost ...Continue reading

Picture this: as Iranian security forces fire live rounds into crowds of unarmed protesters, Tehran’s top brass quietly picks up the phone… and dials Washington. That’s not a plot twist from a political thriller—it’s the real-life desperation move from a regime hanging by a thread. While Iran’s streets run red with the blood of over 1,000 civilians, its leaders are suddenly very eager to “talk nukes” with President Trump. That’s what happens when a pressure campaign actually works. Speaking aboard Air Force One, Trump didn’t mince words. Iran “called yesterday,” he said on Saturday, and now “wants to negotiate.” A ...Continue reading

Picture this: You’re a hardworking American in Minneapolis, watching your tax dollars evaporate into a $9 billion fraud scheme run by ghost businesses and shady operators. Meanwhile, your mayor is screaming at federal law enforcement to "get the f--- out" for doing their job. Welcome to Minnesota in 2026—where local politicians defend lawbreakers and sue the Trump administration for enforcing immigration law. This week, President Trump’s Department of Homeland Security, led by Secretary Kristi Noem, announced the end of Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Somalian immigrants. After nearly 34 years, the “temporary” label finally means what it says. Noem stated ...Continue reading

Apparently, being a member of Congress now comes with a side of entitlement and none of the homework. Over the weekend, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and a fellow Minnesota Democrat Congresswoman, Angie Craig, waltzed into an ICE detention facility in Minneapolis like it was some kind of surprise party. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. And unlike most parties, they were uninvited quicky after officials realized they weren't there out of the goodness of their hearts. Policy states that members of Congress, who are Constitutionally allowed to view these facilities, are required to give at least a week's notice before visiting any ...Continue reading

It’s not every day you see bomb squads and K9 units storming your local Target—but that’s exactly what happened in Utah back in May 2023. Picture it: a quiet afternoon in Layton, Utah turns into a scene out of a bad action movie. Shoppers sprinting out of the store with half-full carts, employees standing in the parking lot wondering if they signed up for hazard pay, and the police combing through aisles of throw pillows and rainbow mugs looking for explosives. Why? Because someone got really, really mad that Target pulled back on its Satan-themed, gender-fluid merchandise. Yes, you read ...Continue reading

Imagine you’re a taxpayer working two jobs, juggling bills, and watching every dollar. Now imagine finding out that $670 million of your hard-earned money is going to fund an abortion mega-corporation that also dabbles in sex-change services for minors. That’s not a dystopian movie plot — that’s Planned Parenthood’s business model, and until recently, the American taxpayer was their unwitting investor. But not anymore. Thanks to President Trump and a federal appeals court with enough backbone to stand up to the abortion-industrial complex, that gravy train has hit a red light. This week, the First Circuit Court of Appeals — ...Continue reading