Conservative Globe
Democrats Already Planning What to Do With Trump's Ballroom — And Their Answers Are Exactly What You'd Expect
The 2028 Democratic presidential hopefuls haven't even officially declared yet, but they're already fantasizing about redecorating the White House —... Continue reading
SpaceX Just Broke Every IPO Record in History — America Isn't Declining, It's Launching
Elon Musk's SpaceX priced the biggest initial public offering in human history on Wednesday at $135 per share, selling 555.6 million shares for a total... Continue reading
Sen. Cotton Targets Bio-Smuggling Scientists Putting Americans at Risk of Another Pandemic
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) just introduced a bill that would slap a 20-year mandatory minimum prison sentence on anyone caught smuggling biological agents into... Continue reading
Stanford Puts a Price Tag on Its Values — Drag Shows Get 5x the Funding of Veterans
Stanford University just awarded its student drag performance troupe $50,000 in funding — exactly five times the $10,000 it gave to the student veterans... Continue reading
Trump's Economy Keeps Winning — His Critics Keep Pretending It Doesn't Count
The same economists and pundits who promised us that Donald Trump's economic policies would crater the American economy are now performing Olympic-level... Continue reading
California Man Saves Wife From Shotgun-Wielding Intruder — Using the Gun Democrats Want to Take Away
A California homeowner came home to find an intruder firing a shotgun at his wife inside their own house — so he did what any sane American would do and ended... Continue reading
They Said Banning Affirmative Action Would Destroy Diversity — Minority Enrollment Just Soared in Arkansas
After Arkansas banned affirmative action, every liberal professor, every left-wing pundit, and every diversity consultant in America shrieked that minority... Continue reading
Cleveland Clinic Bends the Knee to Trump's DOJ After Getting Caught Playing Hide-the-Scalpel
The Cleveland Clinic — one of the most prestigious medical institutions on planet Earth — just got caught concealing "gender-affirming" procedures from... Continue reading
ZERO Votes Out of Thousands for the Anti-Establishment Guy — But Sure, It's Just a 'Glitch'
In the Los Angeles mayoral race, a batch of thousands of ballots was counted on election night with not a single solitary vote recorded for Spencer Pratt —... Continue reading
Michigan Senate Hopeful Demanded You Stay Home During COVID — Then Hit the Streets for BLM
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic frontrunner for Michigan's U.S. Senate seat, spent the spring of 2020 screaming at Americans to stay locked inside their... Continue reading
Cartels Built a $45 Million Drug Tunnel With Electricity and a Hydraulic Lift — But Walls Don't Work, Right?
DHS just discovered a cartel-built drug tunnel in Otay Mesa, California, that stretches over 1,064 feet, sits 55 feet underground, and had more than a ton of... Continue reading
FBI Nabs Three ISIS Wannabes Who Wanted to Behead Female Soldiers — But Sure, Let's Reopen the Border
The FBI just arrested three men across Kansas and California for allegedly plotting ISIS-inspired attacks on U.S. military personnel — including one charming... Continue reading
Vance's New Program to Protect America: FBI Now Has a 'Most Wanted Fraudsters' List and Billions Are Getting Clawed Back
Vice President JD Vance just did something that nobody in Washington has apparently thought to do in decades — he got the FBI to publish a top 10 Most Wanted... Continue reading
Trump Roasts the Entire 2028 Dem Bench in One Glorious Riff — and 'Basket-Case' Platner Gets His New Nickname
President Trump took one look at the 2028 Democratic field, and did what he does best — reduced the entire roster to rubble in about thirty seconds of pure,... Continue reading
Spencer Pratt Is Beating a Progressive in Los Angeles and She's Literally Crying About It
Reality TV star Spencer Pratt just did something every political insider in California said was impossible — he's leading DSA-backed City Councilmember Nithya... Continue reading
Iranian Spy Living in $35 Million Mansion Got Rich Selling Out America to the Mullahs
The FBI just raided a $35 million mansion in Newport Coast, California, and arrested a 63-year-old Iranian-American named Jamshid Ghomi for allegedly spying... Continue reading
Iran's Idea of 'Negotiating' Is Launching Missiles at Kuwait's Airport
Iran fired 3 missiles at Kuwait's Ali al-Salem airbase — a U.S. military installation in an allied nation — while simultaneously lobbing drones and ballistic... Continue reading
SCOTUS Tells Democrats to Pound Sand — Alabama Keeps Its GOP Map
The Supreme Court just handed Alabama Republicans a clean win, ruling Tuesday that the state can use its GOP-drawn congressional map for the 2026 midterms and... Continue reading
Fake Poll Alert: 'Trump Losing Latinos' Survey Was Bankrolled by Left-Wing Open-Borders Group
A poll claiming that a quarter of Latino Trump voters have buyer's remorse made the rounds in every liberal newsroom last week, and wouldn't you know it — the... Continue reading
Jill Biden Says Joe Was 'Sharp as a Tack' — The Debate Tape Says Otherwise
Jill Biden is on a full-blown media blitz hawking her new memoir, "View from the East Wing: A Memoir," and she'd really appreciate it if we all forgot that... Continue reading