So we’ve finally reached the absolute rock bottom of liberal “resistance.” Jimmy Kimmel — the guy who cries on national television roughly once a week and calls it bravery — used his late-night show to promote something called “Operation Dildo Blitz.” Yes, that’s the real name. The grand strategy to fight immigration enforcement is to mail adult novelty items to ICE offices.
What a time to be alive. Martin Luther King had a dream. These people have a shipping label and a credit card to Adam & Eve.
Kimmel told his audience — both of them — that “with all this madness happening, it’s easy to forget that ICE is still out there rounding people up.” He called it “a nice and harmless way to let ICE know what you think of them.” Harmless! That’s cute. You know what’s also harmless? Enforcing immigration law. But apparently that’s the real crime here.
The whole thing started back in February when a bunch of geniuses in Minneapolis organized the first “Dildo Blitz” protest outside a local ICE facility. Because nothing says “take us seriously as a political movement” like waving around rubber body parts in a parking lot during a Minnesota winter.
Naturally, it spread. Los Angeles and Portland both held their own versions. In LA, protestors got themselves arrested for blocking traffic. Classic. You’re not Rosa Parks, sweetheart. You’re a 28-year-old with a nose ring and a bag full of contraband from Spencer’s Gifts standing in the middle of Wilshire Boulevard.
But here’s where it gets really good. In Minneapolis — the city that started this whole masterpiece of political activism — the protestors reportedly turned on each other. They started harassing and attacking their own supporters with the very items they brought to protest with. (We couldn’t make this up if we tried. These people brought weapons to their own peaceful protest and then used them on each other.)
And Kimmel is out here acting like this is some noble act of civil disobedience. He went on Michelle Obama’s podcast and said that speaking about politics on his show is “his moral obligation.” His moral obligation! The man who built his career on “The Man Show” — which featured women jumping on trampolines in bikinis — now considers himself a moral authority on immigration policy.
Pop quiz: When did late-night comedy hosts become the generals of the resistance? Was there a meeting we missed? Did Jon Stewart hand out commissions before he retired the first time?
Here’s what’s actually happening. ICE is doing its job. The courts have backed enforcement. Deportation flights are leaving on schedule. And the best the left can come up with is a prank that a seventh-grader would think is too juvenile. They’ve gone from “abolish ICE” to “mail ICE something embarrassing” in the span of two years. That’s not escalation — that’s surrender dressed up as a gag.
The border is more secure than it’s been in years. Interior enforcement is ramping up. MS-13 members are getting scooped up in raids that would’ve never happened under Biden. And Jimmy Kimmel’s big contribution to the cause is telling his viewers to spend $19.99 on a gag gift with two-day shipping.
You know what ICE agents are going to do when those packages arrive? Laugh. Then they’re going to go back to work removing violent criminals from American neighborhoods.
Meanwhile, Kimmel will shed another tear on camera, tell everyone how brave they are for participating, and then go home to his $12 million mansion behind a gated community that doesn’t have an illegal immigration problem. Funny how that works.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again — the modern American left has completely run out of ideas. Their policy platform is a joke, their candidates are a mess, and their protest tactics now involve bulk orders from adult novelty warehouses. If this is the resistance, we’re going to be just fine.