Tucker Carlson posted an interview with Mark Halperin on X.com back on October 15. Carlson asked Halperin what he thought would happen if Donald Trump won the 2024 election. Halperin predicted that we would see an unprecedented mental health crisis like we’ve never had in America before.
It turns out he was right.
Not only has there been a horrific murder-suicide committed by a leftwing MSNBC viewer already, but Kamala Harris’s childless “cat ladies” are openly plotting ways to poison men to death for voting for Donald Trump.
The cognitive dissonance that some of your liberal neighbors might be experiencing right now could be off the charts. They believe they live in a country that just elected Literally Hitler. They’ve been so effectively brainwashed by the Enemy of the People media that nothing seems real to them right now.
One of the most completely awful Trump Derangement Syndrome stories we’ve ever seen happened in Minnesota. A Democrat man drove over to his ex-girlfriend’s house, where he shot both her and his 15-year-old son to death. Then he drove back home where he shot and killed his current wife, his 7-year-old son, and himself. People who knew him say he was convinced that Trump was going to turn America into the Handmaid’s Tale and he didn’t want his family to live in that world. Expect a lot more examples like that in the coming weeks.
But the childless cat ladies—hoo boy!
You’ve probably seen quite a few of the TikTok meltdowns that these huffy broads are having already. They’re screaming and falling apart in a strange phenomenon that only seems to work if they are recording themselves on their phones.
There’s lots of screaming and meltdowns. These were funny the first few days but now it’s getting out of control.
Kamala’s cat ladies have launched a movement called MATGA that is starting to go viral. It stands for Make Aqua Tofana Great Again.
In 17th century Sicily, a woman invented a poison that’s believed to have been responsible for the murders of more than 600 abusive husbands. The woman would make “Aqua Tofana” at home and sell it to other women through word of mouth. She sold it in little bottles disguised as cosmetics and it was used to kill husbands in Sicily, Palermo, Naples, Rome, and other cities in Italy.
The original inventor of Aqua Tofana was executed for her crimes, but her daughter moved to Rome and kept manufacturing it. The poison was in use between about 1630 and 1676. Doctors were unable to tell what was killing all these seemingly healthy husbands. (More on this in a second.)
After the election, Google searches for Aqua Tofana skyrocketed after cat ladies started talking about it online. It was almost never searched for before November 6th.
Google Analytics shows that searches for the poison are most common in Wyoming, West Virginia, Alaska, Vermont, and Oklahoma. If you’re a man who lives in one of those states and your wife has been looking at you funny, you might want to start making your own coffee in the mornings.
These women all appear to be extremely unhinged. Searches for the “Aqua Tofana recipe” shot through the roof on November 6th as well. The cat ladies seem serious in their intent to murder men who voted for Donald Trump.
Apparently, we need to say the following things to these women:
Don’t poison people over differences of political opinion. It’s murder if you do that, or attempted murder if you poison them and they don’t die. While doctors in the 1600s could not identify the poisonous ingredients in Aqua Tofana, doctors today can and will identify it in a toxicology screen. If you poison someone this way, you will be caught, arrested, put on trial, and depending on what state you live in, you’ll either spend many years in prison or get the death penalty.
Plus, you dopey cat ladies are going to be just fine. There will be literally nothing new about the next four years of your life except for lower taxes and cheaper eggs and gas. No one is going to force you to be a baby-making machine or take away your rights. If you take the time to get to know a male Trump voter, you might be surprised to find out that you’ll want to have babies with him, because he’s the sort of guy your dad wanted you to marry.
HOLY SH*T, Karens lost their fvcking minds over Trump’s win and launched MATGA—short for Make Aqua Tofana Great Again.
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