The Somali fraud ring story just keeps getting better and better as investigators start peeling layers off the onion. Not only did Somali invaders manage to pull off the largest welfare scam in the history of the world, but they were also handing out cash to some of the most prominent Minnesota Democrats. That includes the brother-marryer herself, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Minnesota’s alleged girlfriend-beating Attorney General Keith Ellison.
As soon as Joe Biden got into office in 2021, Somali scammers were able to set up an elaborate network of fake non-profits. These included Feeding Our Future, which was supposed to feed hungry Minnesota children during the pandemic. That charity raked in over $250 million in taxpayer money and claimed to have served 91 million meals to hungry kids.
Actual number of meals served: ZERO.
Around 80 Somali scammers have been indicted so far, and 60 of them have been convicted or pleaded guilty. That was just one of the scams.
Somalis also set up fake charities pretending to provide services to the homeless and autistic children. They provided no services at all, but these three combined fraud rings managed to steal more than $1 billion from the taxpayers.
We know what you’re thinking. How could a crime of this magnitude have happened under the watchful and diligent eyes of Minnesota’s Islamic Attorney General, Keith Ellison?
Ellison has been a prominent Democrat for many years. He was the first Muslim member of Congress, and he used to be the co-chair of the Democrat National Committee. Ellison’s prominence in the Democrat Party is why we always like to remind people of our favorite Keith Ellison story.
When he was running for Attorney General in 2018, his former girlfriend went public with the news that he always used to beat her with a belt. Although in fairness to Ellison, who won that election, the beatings were perfectly in line with the teachings of Sharia law. That b*tch should have had his dinner ready when he got home! The beatings may have actually increased his vote share among the culturally enriching Somalis in Minnesota.
Anyway, according to reporting from the New York Post, Keith Ellison raked in $10,000 for his reelection campaign from the Somali “businessman” who was running the Feed Our Future scam. Ellison also received three additional maxed-out donations of $2,500 each, from other indicted scammers, for a total of $17,500.
Ellison’s son, who is a city councilman, also took $3,000 from the scammers. Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (D) received $9,000 in campaign contributions. Minnesota State Senator Omar Fateho (D) received $11,000. And Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) received an undisclosed amount of cash from them. There’s no word yet on whether Governor Tim Walz (D-Seriously Retarded) took money from them. But would anyone be surprised by that at this point?
Rep. Omar, who illegally married her own brother to commit immigration fraud, was also the author of the bill that Democrats passed in Congress that made all this possible. She introduced the bill that flooded Minnesota with taxpayer money for non-profit programs, which the Somali scammers eagerly took advantage of.
These Somalis are so great! I don’t know why we haven’t airlifted all 20 million of them into our country already.
Another one of these enterprising Somalis was arrested in Nashville, TN, recently. They’re not even sure what his name is, because he had more than a dozen different state-issued IDs (all issued by blue states). His name might be Mohamed Mohamed, Ceter Mohamed, Mdamed Mohamed, or Mohamed Abdi. Or something else.
He’d been arrested 16 previous times for crimes like sexual battery and indecent exposure, but the Soros prosecutor and leftwing judges in Nashville keep letting him out. During his most recent arrest, some firefighters were driving by when they observed him raping a 34-year-old American woman to death on the steps of a church.
Even after his victim died from the rape, a Nashville judge was going to let this unidentifiable Somali national out of jail, until ICE put a detainer on him. How will America ever survive if the Trump administration kicks all of these culturally enriching Somalis out? Oh, well. America’s loss will be Somalia’s gain!

