Oh, sweet blissful American renaissance! The greatest American president in modern history has reemerged from his brief hibernation to haunt the waking and sleeping nightmares of the globalist communist left. Is this heaven? Am I dreaming? Someone pinch me, quick! Because it seems like America’s real president held a rally in Ohio last weekend and then visited the catastrophic Biden-induced border disaster just a few days later. America’s patriot champion, Donald John Trump, has emerged from hibernation to start stirring up trouble again. And I couldn’t be happier about it!
Look, if any dark horse political operative in America today has a right to rest on their laurels, it’s me. And yes… I say that to brag about my accomplishments.
If anyone deserves to shoot their cufflinks like a mob boss and walk into the sunset, it’s yours truly. Good grief, my work put Sarah Palin into the governorship of Alaska in 2006, Ted Cruz into the US Senate in 2012 and Tom Cotton into the House of Representatives in 2014 (and later the US Senate). I’ve done a lot, and I suppose in some sense, I deserve a nap and a foot-rub from my supermodel high-school sweetheart/wife.
But I devoted six years of my adult professional life to putting an America First President in the White House, which finally happened in 2016. I wrote the scripts for the Trump 2012 campaign, for goodness’ sake! I fought tooth and nail for years to find the perfect candidate to not only defeat Hillary Clinton’s inevitable 2016 run, but also a candidate that would bring about that American renaissance we’ve all been dreaming about since the early 2000s.
I fought to support and enlist a candidate that would:
Fight for American energy independence;
Seal our southern border, build a wall, and stop mass immigration;
Pull America out of the disastrous and nation-destroying Trans-Pacific Partnership;
And revoke the Paris Global Warming Accords.
Needless to say, I’ve had more than my share of disappointments in finding the perfect candidate to do all of those things. Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) came close. I really thought that he was going to be the guy in the years between 2013 and 2015. But do you want to know how utterly disappointing the Republican Party has been?
Trey Gowdy sold out his constituents and America for a measly $60,000 to support fast-tracking the Hillary-and-Obama-negotiated Trans-Pacific Partnership. $60 Grand! He sold his vote on that issue despite textile workers in South Carolina begging him not to ship their jobs overseas to Vietnam. I spent nearly two years working to build Trey Gowdy up as a potential 2016 candidate. And then I abolished two SuperPACs when he stabbed America in the back over a sum of George Soros money that doesn’t even amount to a year’s salary for an American plumber or airplane mechanic. What a freakin’ dork!
When Donald Trump walked down the golden escalator at Trump Tower in 2015 and delivered his amazing Mexico speech, it was non-homo love at first sight for me. This was the guy! The messenger to start the American renaissance!
The Celebrity Apprentice season where Gary Busey and Meat Loaf scream at each other over finger-paints, and Donald Trump negotiates a truce between them, remains my favorite season of prestige television ever. I love those episodes more than I love all seasons of Keifer Sutherland shooting terrorists in “24” and Timothy Olyphant shooting doofus federal fugitives in “Justified.” Absolutely awesome!
And I know it’s no secret to you that I think Donald and Melania Trump are the “bee’s knees.” I love these two!
To see Trump emerge from hibernation this past week has been rejuvenating for me. He held a staggeringly well-attended rally in Ohio last weekend that was incredible. Then, he visited the southern border to point out the disastrous failures of the criminal Biden regime.
Why is Trump re-emerging right now?
My best guess is that he knows what the Maricopa County, Arizona audit is going to reveal. Anytime I see that creepy weirdo who is currently in the White House, who cannot even contain himself from making sexual come-hither comments about 9-year-old girls anytime they take him off the leash, I want to puke. To see all those years of hard work that I put in – that Donald Trump and his family put in – to see it STOLEN by these communist deviant weirdoes… it’s almost more than I can bear.
Sean Hannity asked Donald Trump during a televised “town hall” whether he had made up his mind about what he’s going to do in 2024. Trump gave the answer we’ve all been waiting for:
He’s made up his mind. We don’t know what he meant by that. We still don’t know if he’s running or not running. But his answer will drive the left batty for weeks as we await the Arizona audit results. And that’s part of the reason why we love him so much!