I hate to be a party pooper, but I think the chances of Andrew Cuomo losing his job as New York Governor over this groping scandal are slim to none. The Cuomo name is simply too powerful in the state of New York, and while the allegations against Andrew Cuomo are gross, they’re actually pretty milquetoast compared to some other recent New York Democrat scandals.
And let’s be clear about one thing: We all know Cuomo is guilty. I’ll bet you can tell what the guy smells like just from looking at a picture of him, can’t you? But he’s going to skate on this because powerful Democrats are getting fed up with how their own cancel culture keeps biting them in their rear ends.
Democrats are, unfortunately, taking a page from Donald Trump’s playbook. How many times did the media and the Democrat Party demand that Donald Trump immediately resign because he’d been accused of something? Approximately four gazillion.
The obvious difference between Trump and Cuomo is that all of the allegations against Donald Trump were always false. The Russia hoax was a lie from its inception to the conclusion of the Mueller witch hunt. The Stormy Daniels saga was never a case of Trump “paying off” someone. It was a felony extortion case in which Trump was the victim (and the judge clobbered Stormy Daniels in court).
The Ukraine phone call? That was a lie. Oh, and by the way, that tubby “Green Beret” who never says “No” to a third piece of pie and who testified in the impeachment hoax has a book out this week. CALL ME LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman finally admits in his own book that he was the real whistleblower the whole time. Lies on top of lies.
Remember that crazy writer lady from Vogue magazine who claimed that Donald Trump raped her in a department store dressing room in the 1980s? Boy, did she get her 15 minutes’ worth of fame from the media! Until she turned out to be so crazy that even the media dropped her like a hot potato. That was partly based on her declaration on live TV that actually, rape is really sexy (yikes!) and partly when people like me checked and realized that everything she had ever written for Vogue had been a story about someone who had raped her.
She claimed to have been raped by literally every famous man she had ever interviewed over the course of her career. In one of her howlers, she claimed that the late writer Hunter S. Thompson cut her pants off with a Bowie knife in his hot tub in order to rape her. (None of her ace editors at Vogue ever thought to ask why she was in a hot tub with her pants on, because the false rape story was just too good to doubt.)
Donald Trump never resigned over those “scandals” because they were all lies. Democrats are starting to adopt that “never resign” strategy, even in cases when they are guilty as hell like Andrew Cuomo. Sometimes it even works.
Just ask Governor Ralph “Blackface McKlanhood” Northam (D) of Virginia! He’s still in power four years after pictures of him dressed as either a Klansman or in blackface at a college party came out. Didn’t matter to Northam that voters wanted him to resign, he was going to be Governor, dammit!
Cuomo is just the latest in a long line of creepy powerful Democrats in New York who treat women like a toilet seat. Eliot Spitzer was Attorney General of New York before getting elected Governor. Cuomo became Attorney General under Governor Spitzer. Another guy named Eric Schneiderman became Attorney General when Spitzer resigned in shame and Cuomo became Governor.
To recap: Governor Spitzer used to stuff his Russian mistress in a suitcase to sneak her up to his apartment without the paparazzi snapping pictures of him with her. (Spitzer was married at the time.) Spitzer eventually resigned in a big prostitution scandal, which paved the way for Cuomo to become Governor. And the new Attorney General Eric Schneiderman ended up resigning when it came out that he liked to beat his minority mistress with a belt while calling her his “brown slave” and other racial slurs.
Classy bunch of guys! And who could forget New York Congressman Anthony Wiener?!
Anyway, Cuomo’s current scandal of grabbing boobs and butts (sexual battery under New York law) is kind of small potatoes compared to what the rest of that pack of weirdoes has done. He’s not going to resign, and in a few months, it will be back to business as usual just like Governor Northam in Virginia. The real questions we should all be asking are who in the Democrat Party is so eager to suddenly mow Cuomo down – and why?