Don’t Eliminate Vaccine Mandates – Let’s Completely Reverse Them

Vaccine fanatics should be furious by now about how they were lied to by the government, the media and Pfizer/Moderna. But they’re not. They continue to be angry with those of us who made the wise choice by not injecting ourselves with an experimental technology that turned out to have a viral CANCER-CAUSING gene sequence in it.

As badly as the unvaccinated were treated during the pandemic, we now know that those of us who have intact immune systems should be the ones running the show. We shouldn’t just eliminate the vaccine mandates all across the country. We should reverse them. Here’s why.

In September of 2021, the FDA realized from Pfizer’s trials on more than 35,000 people that the vaccinated were more likely to catch COVID. Remember September of 2021? That was when Joe Biden started firing federal workers and military members if they refused to take the shot. The federal government knew that not only did the shots not work, but that the shots made it more likely that you would catch COVID.

They didn’t say anything about this. Instead, they tried to force everyone to take the shot. Many private companies and local governments also fired people for refusing to take the shot.

If you are more likely to catch and spread COVID, you are a menace to society. The media promised us this was true for more than two years. If you are likely to spread COVID, you’re a bad person. People could die from you walking around superspreading your vaccinated germs on the rest of us. You dirty, dirty, irresponsible vaccinated people. How dare you!

All of us unvaccinated folks should now turn the tables on the vaccinated, so that they can understand the hatred, bigotry and illegal discrimination that we faced. Here’s what a modest proposal for reversing the mandates could look like.

All vaccinated children must take Zoom classes for the rest of their education. They’re too dangerous to be around unvaccinated kids, since they’re twice as likely to catch and spread COVID.

Your vaxed child can never participate in in-person classes or after-school activities. No football. No high school prom. Sorry. It’s just not safe for the rest of us.

All vaccinated airline pilots should be fired immediately. As we’ve seen over the past year, they are likely to go into cardiac arrest and die at the stick, which will eventually be catastrophic for a bunch of innocent passengers. While we’re on the subject of airlines, vaccinated people are now banned from traveling on airlines or on any forms of public transportation. They’re too dangerous.

All vaccinated people are forbidden to enter bars, weed dispensaries, strip clubs, restaurants, concerts, festivals, community gatherings, movie theaters, or anywhere else where the unvaccinated are trying to stay safe from COVID. You were the irresponsible ones who got yourselves vaccinated, so it’s only right that you be banned from participating in life itself. Personally, I don’t want any of you trash-bloods hacking your lungs out and putting me at risk while I’m trying to watch John Wick. Stay home, trash-bloods!

All vaccinated doctors, nurses, and first responders like police, firefighters and EMTs should be fired immediately. It’s too dangerous for you people to be around the general public, because you might spread COVID around even more. Sorry. That’s just the way it has to be. Plus, if you believed Pfizer’s bulls**t, you’re probably not that good of a doctor anyway.

Any doctors who recommended that their patients take the COVID shot, rather than simply treating COVID cases with Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine, should have their medical licenses taken away. They’re a bunch of quacks, so they should not be allowed to treat patients any longer.

All vaccinated people should be prohibited from holding public office. Only the unvaccinated should be allowed to hold public office.

All young people who are vaccinated should be banned from college campuses. If you’re vaccinated, you really don’t deserve to have an education anyway.

And going forward, all vaccinated people are forbidden to travel around the holidays. You don’t get to come to the homes of the unvaccinated purebloods for Christmas or Thanksgiving.

If you are vaccinated and you woke up to discover those policies in place tomorrow, how would it feel? Because that’s what you just subjected all of us unvaccinated people to. It’s time to reverse the mandates.