Hillary Clinton Confirms She’s Not Running in 2024 So That Means She’s Totally Running

Crooked Hillary has completely closed the door on the possibility of running for president again in 2024. She stated this week that it was inconceivable. No way. Not a chance. Her definitive and final answer is that she absolutely, positively, definitely, really, really is not running. So that should settle it once and for all. Guys, she’s not running. Which means she’s totally going to run and I’m going to be opening a great big can of “I Told You So” on November 2nd.

Immediately after the Supreme Court issued its decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, Democrat pundits who have been Hillary loyalists for years have been writing Now-Is-Her-Time-To-Finally-Shine columns pushing the idea that she should pretty-please run in 2024. Juan Williams of Fox News actually wrote, “Keep talking and talk louder, Hillary!” Because she is the only one who can save Roe v. Wade because of reasons, I suppose.

Pause for a second and realize that the reason why Hillary loyalists are urging her to run might actually be because they know something that the rest of us know.

There’s also the fact that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden hate each other a lot. Unlike Hillary Clinton herself and a majority of his own party, Joe Biden has never believed that Vladimir Putin hacked the 2016 election. Biden knows that Hillary lost to Donald Trump because she was a terrible candidate. The press doesn’t cover this, but Biden says it all the time. He told a group of donors just last month, “I didn’t think that she was a very good candidate. I thought I was a good candidate.”

Remember when Hillary offered her services as a Cabinet Secretary for the Biden regime right after the media declared that Biden successfully stolen – I mean, “won” – the 2020 election? How did that Biden administration job work out for Hillary, by the way? Oh, right. He snubbed her harder than Donald Trump snubbed Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney for the Secretary of State job he wanted.

And just this week, Hunter Biden’s Laptop from Hell has produced some wonderful new emails of Joe Biden bashing Hillary Clinton back during the 2016 campaign. Joe kept emailing negative articles about Hillary Clinton to Hunter all the time that year. Some of the articles were from the Wall Street Journal, bashing Hillary’s aide Cheryl Mills for negotiating a secret, lucrative and corrupt deal with the United Arab Emirates.

Pause for another second and bask in the fact that Joe and Hunter Biden thought that the Clintons were corrupt criminals for their shady foreign business deals. Now that’s funny!

The bashing goes both ways between Clinton and Biden. Last December, Hillary told MSNBC:

“We don’t have a White House that we can count on to be sane and sober and stable and productive.”

She said that about Joe Biden and his team. These two hate each other. And when you consider how incredibly shallow the Democrats’ bench is going into 2024, it becomes even more clear that she’s running. Who else would stand a chance? Beto O’Rourke? AOC? Pete Buttigieg? Governor Hair-Gel from California? Hillary is the closest thing her party has to a credible candidate.

The reason she has been bashing Biden lately, is because she’s running. She’s been ripping Team Biden for their woke stupidity, which is what the above quote was about. Why is she doing that?

Because every person on planet earth now realizes that the Democrats are going to get a good old-fashioned alley-whipping on November 1st. The Democrats’ messaging couldn’t possibly get any more repulsive to normal people. (Well, maybe it can. I guess we shouldn’t underestimate their capacity to creep everyone out.) Good grief, Nancy Pelosi elbowed a little Hispanic girl in the neck this week, because the child was standing too close to her. Talk about messaging problems!

The Democrat Party is going to be a smoldering pile of rubble come November 2nd. Then, Hillary Clinton is going to walk out on top of that pile of rubble and pull the “Aw shucks, okay, I guess I’ll run if you really want me to, guys” routine. She’s been positioning herself for the past eight months as the “moderate” solution to the Democrats’ nutty wokery. And she’s going to announce that she’s running right after her party gets slaughtered in four months.