Monday was a big day for Nikki Haley’s presidential ambitions. The Koch brothers are a pair of wealthy, RINO, neocon, NeverTrumpers. They’ve been throwing their vast financial fortune behind Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis for years, and Mitt Romney and John McCain before him. But on Monday, they pulled their endorsement away from DeSantis and announced that they’re going to spend $70 million to help Nikki Haley win the Republican nomination in 2024. And then… this story resurfaced!
Let’s set the stage with a quote from a 2010 affidavit signed by William Randolph Folks, who worked for Nikki Haley when she was in the South Carolina state legislature:
“I was employed by S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley from early 2007 until March of 2008 as a communications consultant. As I have stated publicly, during that time, Rep. Haley and I engaged in an inappropriate physical relationship that included numerous instances of inappropriate sexual contact.”
Nikki Haley’s children were 6 and 9 years old at the time of her affair with Mr. Folks, and her military husband was deployed overseas.
The spicy affidavit continues:
“Representative Haley and I shared our first kiss while sitting in her parked car outside of MacDougal’s restaurant and bar in downtown Columbia, S.C. … After this first kiss, Rep. Haley drove us to the parking lot behind the neighborhood center at Emily Douglas Park where we parked for approximately forty-five minutes. There we slid back the seats of her Cadillac SUV so that Rep Haley could climb on top of me.”
Wow! Stacey Abrams could draw some inspiration from this affidavit for her next porno novel!
In a truly weird development, Nikki Haley’s husband’s name is William Michael Haley. She told him years ago that he looked more like a “Michael,” and suggested that he start using his middle name. So, he did. Right as that was happening, Nikki Haley was cuckolding her military husband with another guy named William.
None of this is breaking news, by the way. The affair has been public knowledge since 2010 and Nikki Haley has never sued William Randolph Folks to try to get him to retract or refute his saucy affidavit about all the times that he and Nikki parked and put the seats down in her Cadillac.
I fully realize that a lot of people on the political right are cringing about all this. Why dig up all this old dirty laundry on Nikki Haley again? Isn’t this all just a cheap shot?
It makes me cringe too. I don’t want to know about Stacey Abram’s porno novels. I don’t want to know about Barack Obama smoking crack and having sex with dudes. I don’t want to know about Nikki Haley cuckolding her military husband in the back of a Cadillac. I’d be perfectly happy to ignore all of that stuff and focus on the issues, but the fact is that these nasty, degenerate people do not want me to be able to vote for my choice in the 2024 election. Plus, they’re always moralizing to the rest of us about how awful Donald Trump is because he said something mean on Twitter to Rosie O’Donnell 20 years ago.
Which do you think is worse? Mean tweets, or Nikki Haley cuckolding her military husband while he was overseas fighting in the War on Terror?
Donald Trump has the overwhelming support of Republican voters in 2024. The only reason why Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, Vivek Ramaswamy, and the rest of those losers are running is because they want the Department of Justice to lock Donald Trump in a prison cell, and then they want him to be shivved in the chow line.
They don’t want to have a fair election by going head-to-head against my candidate. They want my candidate dead.
These people are not going to be able to fix any of America’s problems, because they are part of the problem. How are they going to fix anything when they’re giving their tacit approval to the Department of Justice’s lawfare tactics against Donald Trump?
President Trump has been indicted on 91 bogus felony charges in four different venues where he cannot get a fair trial. He’s facing something like a 1,000-year prison sentence and the loss of his multi-billion-dollar business. Nikki Haley and the rest of the people vying for second place are counting on Donald Trump being locked up. They wouldn’t still be in the race at this point otherwise!
If the death of Donald Trump is an acceptable outcome for these people, well, I’m sorry. Everything is on the table then. Everyone had better buckle up because this primary election is about to get really crazy. The fact that Nikki Haley had sex with a man she wasn’t married to in her office at the South Carolina State House is not the last dirt that we’re about to see over the next few months.