This May be the Dumbest Article on COVID Vaccines of All Time

Remember when scientists told us that unvaccinated people were more likely to get into car crashes? It was just one more weird strategy to try to trick people into getting the vaccines.

We don’t know if it worked, since that was really dumb, but who knows? Maybe there really were some people out there who thought, “Oh, no! I don’t want to get in a car crash!” and then they got the vax.

Just this month, we have a brand-new article about the COVID vaccines that is even dumber. This might be the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard about the COVID shots.

We’ve known since spring of 2021 that the COVID vaccines don’t actually stop anyone from getting COVID or dying from it. That was always a lie. They used to call them “breakthrough infections,” as if there was something novel about them. They could have just said, “Oops. The shots don’t work at all. We effed that up.” But they didn’t. The CDC and the FDA and Pfizer and the Biden regime kept saying the shots worked fine. It was just an anomaly that vaccinated people were catching COVID!

If you needed further proof that the medical community is now practicing witchcraft and voodoo instead of medicine, this new article in the formerly prestigious journal Nature should convince you. On May 3rd, Nature just published a new article titled, “Timing matters for COVID vaccine effectiveness.”

The article makes the assertion that people under 20 and people over 50 had greater protection against COVID if they got vaccinated in late morning through early afternoon. If you got your vaccine in the early morning, or in the late afternoon or early evening, then that’s why your shot didn’t work to protect you against COVID, you stupid patients! It’s kind of your own fault.

Actually, it makes total sense that the COVID vaccine’s effectiveness would wane if administered at the wrong time of day. Because, you see… um… wait, that really doesn’t make any sense, does it?

The doctors are claiming that if only patients had been vaccinated right at noon, then they wouldn’t be catching COVID over and over again. Someone should have warned everyone who attended the CDC’s annual conference in Atlanta last week.

About a thousand people went to that conference, which was held in an Atlanta hotel. If there’s any place in America where everyone attending an event was vaxed and boosted to the max, it was at the annual CDC conference. Many of the sessions and speeches at the conference were about fighting COVID, and this was the first time in four years that they’ve held the conference in-person. Any guesses as to what happened?

Yeah. Total superspreader event. Three dozen people had tested positive for COVID after the first couple of days, and they quietly shut the conference down. If only those dummies at the CDC had followed science and gotten vaccinated right at noontime, then their vaccines would have worked, according to the journal Nature.

This isn’t science at all at this point. It’s witchcraft being pushed by witch doctors to a gullible populace. Vaccines are not more effective or less effective depending on which time of day they’re administered. Where’s the logic to go with that?

“You must get your vaccine exactly at noon for it to work, because that is when the sun god Ra is at his most powerful! Ra is less powerful as the sun is rising and setting. Science!”

Of course, this is the same “scientific” and “medical” community that has been telling us that the increase in heart attacks and strokes among young and healthy people can be blamed on watching television, sleeping with the television on, gardening, sleeping when it’s hot outside, sleeping when it’s cold outside, watching sports, playing video games, and shaking your duvet too vigorously.

We still haven’t googled what a “duvet” is to figure that one out, but it sounds naughty.

Anyway, congratulations to the journal Nature! You guys have now officially published the dumbest article ever about the COVID vaccines. The medical community now believes you shouldn’t get a COVID vaccine in the morning or later in the day. At least they’re finally admitting that much!

Now we just need to convince them that people shouldn’t get the shots at any time of day or under any circumstances.

The Nature article is behind a paywall, but you can find it HERE.

And if you want to read the previous study about vaccine hesitancy causing more car crashes, you can find it HERE.