Whoa: Cuomo Gets Booted Despite Being a Milquetoast Democrat Woman Abuser

Okay, this week has turned out to be filled with surprises so far. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) got booted from office by unnamed powers-that-be. Most of us would have lost that one in a quiz, especially after Virginia Governor Ralph Northam (Also D, Obviously) survived his major blackface/Klan robe scandal a couple of years ago. As most people intuitively know, Cuomo is far from being the worst serial woman abuser in the Democrat Party.

I’m going to write a sentence below this in ALL CAPS. Then I’ll have to go take a shower afterwards. But you’ve probably noticed that every conservative pundit on the planet is typing roughly this same sentence about the Andrew Cuomo scandal:

I’M NOT DEFENDING ANDREW CUOMO! But…

There’s a reason we’re all typing that sentence these days. The sexual harassment accusations leveled against Andrew Cuomo by New York Attorney General Letitia James (who hopes to become New York Governor herself one day) are a bit hollow.

One accuser said that Andrew Cuomo made eye contact with her and flirted with her. Yeah, I know. Try not to faint. You probably sexually harassed your own spouse in a similar manner a few years ago.

AG James’ report on Cuomo also stated that senior staffers frequently sat on Cuomo’s lap in meetings – but that no one was actually offended by this. James’ report is filled with holes and inconsistencies and craziness like this, although Andrew Cuomo is credibly accused of being the equivalent of a boss who slaps every secretary on the fanny when she walks by his desk.

Cuomo has announced he’ll be stepping down in two weeks, following the media firestorm. Here’s a quick review, so we all know where Cuomo sits on the Hierarchy of Serial Democrat Woman Abusers:

US Senator Al Franken:

Senator Stuart Smalley of Minnesota (D) resigned from the Senate after pictures surfaced of him pretending to grab the breasts of a sleeping model on a military flight, during a trip back from Iraq. Franken was also accused by the wife of a Democrat supporter during a county fair photo op of “grabbing my a** cheek like a ripe melon.”

Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY): While Wiener is creepy and married to Hillary Clinton’s right-hand woman, most of his pervert activities happened online. There’s no proof that Weiner actually ever met with any women or girls in real life, because he is a total loser. The fact that he emailed pictures of his junk to an underage teen girl is super-creepy, however. Senior NYPD officers on the “Crimes Against Children” unit reportedly vomited when they saw the contents of Weiner’s laptop in 2016, right before the FBI seized the laptop and sunk it somewhere in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

US Senator Bob Menendez:

The senior Democrat Senator from New Jersey is currently the chairman of the aptly named Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Bob Menendez was credibly accused of attending orgies with underage teen prostitutes in the Dominican Republic at the mansion of a major Democrat Party donor from Florida. How credibly? One of Dirty Bob’s teen prostitutes talked about him to reporters a few years ago.

There are even photos of a beer-drinking Menendez on a private boat in Dominican Republic with his hand around the bare waist of the bikini-clad 16-year-old child prostitute. Plus, Menendez’s neighbors complain that he brings home a different prom-dress-clad escort every night to his Washington, DC condo/apartment. His neighbors also curse the invention of Viagra.

The FBI investigated the Dominican Republic case. Despite the fact that there was a literal underage prostitute willing to testify that she frequently had sex with “Senator Bob” many times and had photos to prove it, the FBI declared that Menendez had “never accepted improper gifts” from his donor friend.

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (Client Number 9): The married Governor Spitzer used to stuff his Russian mistress in a suitcase to sneak her unseen into his penthouse. He ultimately resigned the governorship in a prostitution scandal, in which Americans learned that Spitzer insisted on keeping his black socks on at all times while partying with hookers.

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman: Resigned after his immigrant mistress from India told the world that Schneiderman beat her with a belt while calling her his “brown slave.”

Joe Biden: Creepy Joe Biden has groped and manhandled so many pre-pubescent girls on camera that we’ve lost track. He is the Democrat Party’s undisputed champion of hair-sniffing and committing (alleged) sexual battery against pre-pubescent girls right out in the open and on camera. Former Biden staffer Tara Reade credibly accused Joe Biden of raping her with his fingers in a dark Senate hallway in the 1990s. The only thing about Tara Reade’s story that makes it lack credibility is the fact that she was past the age of puberty when the alleged rape happened.

President Bill Clinton: When it comes to sexual harassment and abuse of power, very few elected Democrats can even hold a candle to the lecherous Slick Willy. The former hillbilly Governor of Arkansas was successfully sued by Paula Jones for taking out his erect private part and telling her to “kiss it” in a hotel room. Bill and Crooked Hillary were forced to pay Jones nearly $200,000 in civil court. Clinton’s misuse of a 21-year-old intern as a humidor nearly ended his presidency. The fact that Hillary Clinton’s husband lied to a grand jury about his sexual harassment, fetish for ruining perfectly good cigars and blue dresses, and abuse of power resulted in him being impeached by the House of Representatives.

President Grover Cleveland: Democrats don’t like to talk much about Grover Cleveland these days, who served as President of the United States in non-successive terms in the 1880s and 1890s. While he was the Sheriff of Erie County, New York, Cleveland raped a woman during a carriage ride. When she tried to publicly accuse him of raping her, Cleveland abused his authority to commit his rape victim to an insane asylum. He even took her child away from her while calling her a slut and had his friends in the Democrat Party raise the kid. When it comes to stone-cold woman abusers, Democrat Grover Cleveland even outshines Bill Clinton.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the “Party of Women!”

So, where does Andrew Cuomo now sit on the Hierarchy of Serial Democrat Women Abusers? If you’ve read the hollow report from NY Attorney General Letitia James, then you already know the answer. Andrew Cuomo is the Senator Al Franken of Democrat Governors. He’s grabbed a few a**es like ripe melons and a couple of breasts of women staffers. That’s certainly not okay, and if Cuomo resigns over it, most of us are fine with that.

But you really have to wonder… if Senator Bob Menendez gets to keep his job, Joe Biden gets a promotion, and Bill Clinton is still adored by the Democrat Party and media establishment… what in the world did Andrew Cuomo REALLY do that led to his downfall? There must be something truly horrifying that we’re not being told about Cuomo – something even worse than the 15,000 senior citizen COVID murders that he committed in nursing homes.

What in the world could Andrew Cuomo have done that was far worse than the things that Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Bob Menendez “allegedly” do on a daily basis?